4. You’ll always have a hilarious story that’s a direct result of something he says or does.
It’s hard not to laugh when I look back and think of the ex I had who told me that my eyes were as green as lemons. After he realized that lemons weren’t green, he decided to tell me that they were as green as roses, because it was more romantic. He still has yet to realize that roses aren’t green and it’s been over six years. He was sober the entire time.
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