9. They Pick Out Wedgies
“Wait a second. Can you block me?” is usually what you hear right before your best friend is about to dive into her butt and pick out that relentless wedgie. There is always a millisecond of sheer horror that developers in your inner core but before you know it she is done and the both of you are way past it. Here is the trick with a wedgie; if you did it around say, your high school boyfriend, or maybe even your college friends with benefits, it would warrant a dramatic, face twisting response. However, if you did this in front of your husband of several long years he will most likely not be phased. For now, just keep it between you and your bestie.
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