9. Jennifer Lopez
There are a bunch of names for women approaching 50 that have been divorced multiple times. They are usually called “cougars” or “MILFs” or whatever term that people come up with. These terms help signify to the world that this woman not only has looks that are substantially better than most women her age, it is also a warning sign that she is carrying a bit of baggage with her. With Jennifer Lopez, these terms definitely apply. The thrice-divorced mother of two has so much baggage that United Airlines is going to charge her extra just for waking up in the morning.
Not only does Jennifer have baggage, her baggage has been so publicly noted that anyone that gets involved with her had better watch out. She has non-disclosure agreements, settlements, and all kinds of legal issues tied up with her other spouses it makes a person wonder what she was thinking when she decided to get married several times. Regardless, imagine if Jennifer Lopez shot you a text message asking to watch some “Netflix and chill?” A cold tingle would go up the spine of any man even though other richer, braver men have been down that road unsuccessfully before.
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