9 Hilarious quotes by Patience Jonathan Nigerians will NEVER forget as she turns 59!

Hilarious quotes by Patience Jonathan - Today Marks the 59th birthday of former president Jonathan’s wife, Mrs Patience Dame Faka Jonathan also known as Mama Peace. Born on the 25th of October 1957. Her middle name is FAKABELEMA, often shortened to Faka, which means ‘Unending Blessings’. More..

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