14. Woman Wants To Play With Polar Bear, Gets Mauled
All right, so this is a list of dumb people- there are no rocket scientists here. None. But with that said, some people are going to be dumb even for a list of dumb people. This woman is possibly that person. She was hanging out in the Berlin Zoo, looking at the polar bears and thinking just how totally cute they were when she decided to jump into the moat and swim out to them. I am not sure if she thought they would get on their hind legs and clap their paws and dance when they saw her, but that didn’t happen. What did happen, you ask? Well, they mauled her, of course. She was rescued and underwent surgery for the bear bites. It is unclear whether or not she went through surgery to give her a better brain than the one that made her think what she did was a good idea.
13. Man Is So Tired Of His Wife He Jumps In With Lions
Hey, we have all been there. Sometimes your wife or girlfriend is so irritating that you want to jump in the lion cage and get mauled by a whole bunch of lions. Well, okay, maybe we haven’t all been there. One guy has though. A man named Surya Narayan Das was so burnt out on his wife nagging him that that he jumped into the lion cage at the Nandankanan Zoo in India. Apparently he was looking to kill himself, because you know, lions and all that… He got numerous bite wounds to his head, neck, face, legs, and hands but he survived. I can’t even imagine what his wife had to say about that. I imagine if she was complaining before he jumped into a cage with lions then she probably was complaining a lot more afterward.
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