4. Why is she stealing my fries?
“That’s 1 big fries with ketchup for me, and a salad for the lady. Maybe you want fries too? No? Okay then!”
Then your order comes, and you end up sharing your wonderfully crispy fries with the fry-inhaling machine that is your girl. For f#ck’s sake, get your own fries! Is it so hard to say “and 1 small fries for me, please”? And don’t get me started on anything containing meat. It’s always “just 1 bite, babe, I swear”, and she literally bites your elbow. Just like Joey, I don’t share food!
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