Sexual experiences you miss out on – Everyone is friends with one or two of those mythological couples who actually marry the person they dated in high school. For the sake of this article, let’s call this couple Mr. and Mrs. Smith, not to be confused with the Brangelina version ofMr. & Mrs. Smith.
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Mr. and Mrs. Smith are cute, adorable even. They are so adorable that their Facebook engagement announcement released a special kind of stomach acid to those of us who weren’t so lucky, to those of us who endure Tinder, sexting and text message analysis. Wouldn’t it have been great to marry your high school sweetheart? If you married the person you dated in high school, you wouldn’t have had to endure the years of bad dates with possible psychopaths.
The fact that Mr. and Mrs. Smith found their soulmates at the young age of 16 and avoided the years of STD scares and pregnancy scares may make you envious, but there is something you have that they won’t ever have: a lot of weird sexual experiences. People who marry their high school sweethearts may not have to endure swimming in the sea full of single weirdos but they also miss out on a sea full of sexual experiences. Assuming one marries their high school sweetheart and stays faithful, here are the 10 types of sexual experiences that they miss out on.
10. The One Night Stand
Since Mr. and Mrs. Smith married their high school sweethearts, neither of them would have ever had the opportunity to have a true one night stand. They will have never have the experience of going to a bar, meeting a stranger and engaging in a night of completely anonymous sex, followed by a morning free of any strings attached. There is no awkward text or date or follow up. It is just a night of sex with a stranger. While the one night stand may not be for everyone, it can be a completely freeing experience, as you don’t have to worry about seeing this person ever again. Your friends who married their high school sweethearts will never know about the sweet freedom that comes with this type of anonymity. Bonus points: Mr. and Mrs. Smith with never know how extra sweet this sexual freedom becomes when the one night stand is with a bartender who didn’t charge you for any drinks. Cha-ching!
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