3. Calvin Harris Sends Helicopter Pics
And no, by helicopter pics, we don’t mean shots that he took when zooming overtop the city in a chopper. We mean pictures of himself in the mirror, swinging his member around and around and around. Calvin Harris is now dating Taylor Swift (details are unclear as to whether the pictures stopped when he entered the relationship), but apparently at one point, after sleeping with one of his fans, he kept her contact information “for posteriority”. Periodically, she would get text messages from the Scottish DJ of him “helicoptering” his member for her, which was probably meant to look enticing, but really just looked painful and uncomfortable.
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