13 bedroom secrets only married women understand..

Bedroom secrets only married women understand - 1. You know that sometimes you have unexciting sex and that’s OK because you have approximately 5 million more times to get it right. More..

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3. H e actually wants you to come first. This should be nos. 1–50, for real. Its importance cannot be overstated.

4. H e’ll never make you feel weird about not being ready to try anal. Which in turn makes you feel a lot more chill about trying anal with him. The world works in mysterious ways. 5. H e treats your smaller boob with respect. Just because she’s tiny doesn’t mean she is without needs! He knows you have nerve endings in both your breasts and uses his mouth accordingly. 6. You’ve come to mutual agreements about which positions are just too hard . I’m looking at you, 69. Now that you’re married, you can drop the facade that it’s super fun and sexy to twist yourself into an actual pretzel just to put a dick in your mouth. 7. You know that married people have more sex than most people think. Because you’re living proof that your vagina doesn’t cover itself in cobwebs the second you say “I do.” 8. Your sex life is a varied and splendid thing. S ometimes you’re too tired for sex, but also sometimes you have sex THREE TIMES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE AFTERNOON. In your face, comedians who built their entire tired stand-up sets based on the fallacy that married women hate doing it! 9. He’s super chill about period sex. Because he’s an adult human being who understands that you’re an adult human being with bodily functions. 10. You know you don’t have to swing from a trapeze to get him off. And he doesn’t have to spell out the Hungarian alphabet on your clitoris to drive you crazy. Yeah, the tricks are great sometimes, but often just having sex with someone you love is the very best. 11. You know how to deal with his balls. You’ve mastered the art of handling his nuts. You know each one is like a little baby miracle that responds to stimulation in its own way. You are the Master of the Balls. (Well, at least you are the master of his balls. If you get divorced and have to start over, lord help you.) CLICK HERE to join our BBM Channel for faster updates TOP POSTS YESTERDAY 7 Nigerian celebrity children who are big time fashion influencers (With Pictures) 15 proofs that you should NEVER trust photos on social network – These photos will leave you in stitches! 13 Nigerian celebrities and their parents (With Pictures) 10 foods that kill belly fat instantly – This will help you! 10 most terrifying civilizations in history of the world – Their deeds will shock you! (+Pictures) Hottest students in Bowen University for 2015 – Male & Female (With Photos) Nigerian celebs who gave birth when they were young – See their children (With Photos) 10 Botched celebrity surgeries – Cosmetic catastrophe! (With Pictures) Top 10 richest musicians in the world & their net worth.. List of all Illuminati members in Nigeria (+Pics) Top 10 hottest Nigerian rappers in 2015 – See who’s number 1! (With Pictures) 31 wildest and exciting sex positions you probably never tried and need to (18+ With Pics)

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