5. Romantic background music makes you want to vom
We’ve all seen it in Ghost when Patrick Swazye puts on Unchained Melody before embarking on some sexy pottery scenes.
In reality, you arrive at your date’s door to hear some slushy love songs in the background and it’s the biggest, cheesiest turn off ever.
6. Morning breath
In the movies smitten couples wake up, turn to look at each other and start snogging to get it on all over again.
There’s no mention of bad breath, no-one even runs to the bathroom to clean their teeth or have a little freshen up.
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