Guys, 5 things you MUST know before dating a stripper..

2. We don’t dress like vixens in real life.

If you’re thinking that every party or club you attend with your girlfriend will have all eyes on you as the sexiest couple alive, you might want to back that bus up a bit. As soon as dancers clock out, off comes the rhinestone thong and leather chaps, and on slips the cotton undies, oversized sweatpants and t-shirt.

Think about it: when you get home from a day at the office or the salt mines, don’t you want to loosen your tie or undo your overalls and get super-comfortable? It’s not any different for exotic dancers.