“And I think I hung on to her Bre*-Ast”s all the way through my bumbling S*-Ex”-X act. Hung on like my whole life depended on it. Eyes screwed tight and shut in ecstatic wonder, I had absolutely no technique. But we got by. From that day on. I was hooked. I stole food and money for her and gladly helped with some of her chores – and she was generously grateful! Muti (that’s the maid’s name), wherever you are today. I thank you for my first launch through space. Since her. and that was a couple of decades back. I’d been hooked on B-0*0bs”. If you haven’t got them. forget it. Having no B-0*0bs” is like having a bottle of wine without a cork-screw – how do you get to enjoy the wine?”
In case you men out there have conveniently forgotten. B-0*0bs” are not really for your benefits, you know? Actually, they are to nourish your offsprings into responsible adults.’ Instead of latching on to your partner’s B-0*0bs” all of the time, consider the poor mite
for whose sole purpose the B-0*0bs” are intended.
“I’m a B-0*0bs” man” Ike, a mechanical engineer bragged. ‘and when my wife had our first son, I became jealous of him. Her B-0*0bs” were fun and oozing milk and he was attached to her chest, sucking away with careless abandon. Could Bre*-Ast” milk be tastier than the milk we all knew? Why was the baby in such rapture – over his milk? I was itching to find out. That night. I crawled up to my wife in bed. sort out her B-0*0bs” and tried sucking them as our son did, hoping to get as much pleasure as he did from her milk. “Yuck!,
the milk tasted very unpalatable and I almost spit it out. What could anyone find enjoyable in that?” I gently reminded him that B-0*0bs” are to provide infants with nourishment, not give grown-up kids the time of their life.
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