Lies men tell girlfriends – Everybody has gotta lie sometimes. It makes the day pass smoother if you drop a couple of quick fibs here and there to keep yourself out of trouble. We’re not talking big lies (“I did not have sexual relations with that woman”), but small, meaningless lies that keep peachy egos unbruised (yours included!).
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If you’re late for work, for instance, because you felt like trying on several outfits rather than throwing on the first dumpy thing you could get your hands on, you’re not gonna tell your boss, you know, “I just wanted to look extra fly today.” He or she would get mad. And besides, you’re already late — already asking for forgiveness — might as well make it easier for yourself to actually get it.
This is especially true in relationships, where so much of a person’s self-worth is invested. There are few, if any, people whose opinions and actions you care as much about as your girlfriend’s, and she, yours. If you think, or more importantly do, something wrong, then that’s really gonna hurt her. This is why in relationships, we tend to be egregious liars.
Again, don’t be Bill Clinton and lie about the big stuff, but little white lies to stay out of the red zone — we can’t say we blame you for that! Here are ten of the most common examples.
10. “I’ve only had a few beers.”
A lot of men like to go out with their bros even though they’re in relationships. Sure, you have people who convert to total domesticity as soon as they’re in a couple, constantly cooking stir fry and watching movies with their boos, but a lot of other people still like to go out and have a good time. The thing is, if your girlfriend is sitting around waiting for you to get back while you’re at a bar drinking and behaving differently than you do around her (raucous, rude, and inconsiderate…), she’s gonna get angry. So when you get home, you had better not be drunk. If you are, when she asks, you say you’ve had half as many beers as you actually did have, because either way you’re gonna pass out way before she has enough time to realize that you’re acting too drunk for someone who’s only had 3 cold ones over a whole night.
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