10 White lies men tell girlfriends and get away with..

2. “I like your mom.”

You maybe like your girlfriend’s dad. But you might feel like her mom is kind of cramping your style. Or maybe you just think she’s hella boring and don’t want to have to talk to her. But you can’t just go around telling people willy-nilly that you don’t like their moms. It’s a pretty antisocial sentiment to evince, moms being the bedrock of society and stuff. So, just to be polite, kind, and a good person, you tell her that you like her mom, and then complain about her to your bros as you drink your 9th beer and ignore your vibrating phone.