3. I Want to Be A Supermodel
Move over, Gisele! I am looking hot! Nylons make a girl feel like a supermodel. There’s something about putting these very unattractive undergarments on that make you feel like a million bucks. They firm your thighs and butt and give your legs a radiant tan glow. They suck everything in and in doing so they give you a nice confidence boost!
The only thing that absolutely sucks is having to put them on and peel them off! When you’re putting them on you feel like a giant sausage being stuffed into its casing. As you’re taking them off you feel like a giant overflowing blob. But for those few hours that you’re wearing them, you get to prance around feeling on top of the world!
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