LADIES: 5 Most hilarious ways to get a guy to break up with you..

Ways to get a guy to break up with you - What are the best way to get a guy to break up with you? YourTango lists the 5 funniest way to chase a guy that is on your neck. Which of the 5 works best for you? Let’s see.. More.. 14 Nigerian celebrities who were once trailed by Gay/Lesbian rumours (With Pictures) 5 Reasons women prefer to have sex at night.. 8 Photos that prove makeup is witchcraft.. Unbelievable! Top 10 most intelligent people in the world & their IQ rating for 2015 (With Pictures) 1. Start talking about wanting children. Lots and lots of children. Tell him that since it’s been two whole months since you’ve been together, it’s time to talk about starting a family … a LARGE family. Make sure this conversation happens often and in-depth. Explain how, ever since you were a little girl, you’ve dreamt of having at least seven kids, hopefully more. You can start by having about four of your own, in annual succession, and then adopt the restfrom some third-world country. How does Malawi sound? Navigate using arrows below 2. Start crying during sex. I’m not talking about a silent tear or two. I’m talking about a full-on hysteria. You can tell him that sex with him is “SO beautiful” that you can’t help crying. If that doesn’t work the first few times, start the hysterics early — during foreplay or even as you undress. 3. Tell him you want to know everything about him. Everything. You’d like to start by meeting his ex-girlfriends. Yes, as many as geographically possible — you can Skype with the rest. You would also like to speak with members of his family: parents, siblings, everyone. You wish to really get to know him; all of him down to the birthmarks on his behind. 4. Pack your medicine cabinet with various vaginal creams and gels. Make sure he sees you reaching for them before and after sex. When questioned, become dismissive and matter-of fact — what’s the big deal about a vaginosis cream? Doesn’t everyone use it? 5. Throw a tantrum. Or better yet, a few dozen tantrums in rapid succession … preferably in public. He wore a pair of pants you don’t like? Start screaming about how much you can’t stand light-wash jeans. Maybe tear them up in anger, just to prove your point. He mentioned that he liked the rain? Burst into violent tears and throw a glass or two against the wall to demonstrate how angry a rainy day makes you. He wants to take the car to the mechanic? Throw the car-keys out the window and shriek about how much you hate that car. If these outbursts don’t scare him, they are certain to terrify his dog Bob, at least. Note: violent tantrums work best when you completely discount them afterward. Smile, laugh and go about your day calmly as if nothing happened. Ladies, remember, if one of these methods doesn’t work in isolation, try as many of them combined as possible. When used properly, your guy and his dog will be gone by the end of the week. However, if, for some bizarre reason, he still insists on staying, break out the big guns. Tell himMom is coming to stay for a while. Only for five or six months. And she’s bringing her giant dog, Psycho, with her. He is very protective of her and goes everywhere she does. Other than his strange gas condition, Psycho’s harmless, mostly. They won’t be a bother. Plenty of room on the couch! CLICK HERE to join our BBM Channel for faster updates TOP POSTS YESTERDAY 7 English Nigerians use everyday which doesn't exist in the dictionary LADIES: 6 Valid reasons you should get married at 27 - You need to see this! 6 Nigerian celebrity weddings that took place overseas (With Pictures) 8 Nollywood actresses who married "Tear Rubber" husbands (With Pictures) LADIES: 4 Secrets to blowing your man’s mind in bed – See this to become a pro! 20 Love songs that will perfectly express all your feelings.. 10 Rich celebs you didn't know have poor siblings (With Pictures) 10 Celebs you didn't know were muslims - #1 will shock you! (With Pictures) 8 Lies women tell right after sex.. See what Wizkid did to HipTV reporter after she asked about his new son (Watch Video)

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