LADIES: 5 Most hilarious ways to get a guy to break up with you..

3. Tell him you want to know everything about him.

Everything.

You’d like to start by meeting his ex-girlfriends. Yes, as many as geographically possible — you can Skype with the rest. You would also like to speak with members of his family: parents, siblings, everyone. You wish to really get to know him; all of him down to the birthmarks on his behind.