5. Throw a tantrum.
Or better yet, a few dozen tantrums in rapid succession … preferably in public.
He wore a pair of pants you don’t like? Start screaming about how much you can’t stand light-wash jeans. Maybe tear them up in anger, just to prove your point.
He mentioned that he liked the rain? Burst into violent tears and throw a glass or two against the wall to demonstrate how angry a rainy day makes you. He wants to take the car to the mechanic? Throw the car-keys out the window and shriek about how much you hate that car.
If these outbursts don’t scare him, they are certain to terrify his dog Bob, at least. Note: violent tantrums work best when you completely discount them afterward. Smile, laugh and go about your day calmly as if nothing happened.
Ladies, remember, if one of these methods doesn’t work in isolation, try as many of them combined as possible. When used properly, your guy and his dog will be gone by the end of the week.
However, if, for some bizarre reason, he still insists on staying, break out the big guns. Tell himMom is coming to stay for a while. Only for five or six months.
And she’s bringing her giant dog, Psycho, with her. He is very protective of her and goes everywhere she does. Other than his strange gas condition, Psycho’s harmless, mostly. They won’t be a bother. Plenty of room on the couch!
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