2. The whole surprise-nipple-biting thing.
Okay, yes, some people enjoy this — as long as they’re given a little bit of warning. But if you just haul off and nip at my breast (hard) without giving me some notice, it’s not sexy.
It’s merely … alarming. Give me a heads up before you go Godzilla on my boob, please!
3. Jack-hammering.
You know exactly what I’m talking about here. You’re going along at a perfectly delightful rhythm, when, all of a sudden, your partner just decides to go as fast as humanly possible.
While there’s a certain sexiness to fast and dirty quickies, pounding for the sake of pounding just makes it seem like you’re rushing toward the finish line with zero regard to how your partner’s feeling.
If you start doing this, there’s a 70% chance I’m just laying there, staring at the ceiling and waiting politely until you’re done — because there’s no way in hell I’m reaching orgasm.
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