4. Foregoing foreplay altogether.
Come on, man. At least seduce me a little bit — don’t just go straight for the intercourse. Foreplay is the overture, and sex is the show.
Sure, you could have one without the other, but you’re much less likely to get a standing ovation.
5. Assuming we came just because you did.
I’m only going to say this once: sex doesn’t work for us in the same way it works for you. If you want a climax, it’s going to take some slightly more creative negotiation that simply pounding away.
Also, it’s important to be attentive to whether or not we actually reach orgasm. Just because you’re sated doesn’t mean we saw fireworks. If that’s something you care about, then check with us.
If that isn’t something you care about … then what are you even doing here? Get the hell out of my bed!
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