6. Pulling our hair — in the bad way.
Our hair tends to be longer than yours. We get it, it gets everywhere and it’s annoying. However, we’d really appreciate it if you were a tad more conscientious of our manes when you’re giving us a roll in the hay.
It’s surprisingly easy to yank our hair without even realizing it — and there’s nothing that takes us out of the moment more quickly than unwelcome pain or discomfort.
7. Performing oral for a total of thirty seconds.
Please don’t assume that the key to oral sex is simply performing it at all. You’re not some grand keeper of cunnilingus that benevolently bestows this gift upon us for a few, brief, shining moments before stowing it away again. That’s not how this works. If you’re going to do it, do it right.
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