7. Tiger Woods vs a Cellphone, a 9 Iron, Hedges, a Curb, A Fire Hydrant and a Tree
In 2009, Tiger Woods‘ secret life as a cheating husband was exposed very publicly in a glorious spectacle that no one could look away from. Taking a cloak-and-dagger approach to uncovering his two (or is it many?) timing ways, Elin, Tiger’s wife waited for him to leave his phone unattended before calling the suspected woman’s number on the phone. She even had the patience to wait for Tiger to sleep before pretending to be him in the text messages, just to catch the woman on the side. However, when her suspicions were confirmed she did not wait until the morning. She flew into a rage throwing the cellphone right at his face, chipping a tooth. She then chased him out of the house with a 9 iron. Having taken Ambien, he was still woozy when he got in his car. He crashed into hedges, curbs, a fire hydrant and finally a tree. When neighbors got to them he was on the ground full of blood, the car’s back seat window at the right had been smashed in and Elin was standing over him with a gold club in her hand.
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