5. Olivia Wilde
Look, Jason Sudeikis is a funny, very seemingly pleasant guy. And he’s not necessarily a bad looking guy either. But how he landed literal Greek goddess and beauty incarnate, Olivia Wilde, will always seem like a mystery. One wonders if pot was involved.
It’s certainly involved in their marriage. Or, rather, their marriage to be. Indeed, Olivia Wilde must be stoked to know that the leafy green substance is now legal for consumption in California, because it means she and Sudeikis are one step closer to betrothal. To clarify: In an interview, Sudeikis joked that he and Wilde would not get married until weed was legal in every state.
This was probably an attempt to dodge a question, because the two have been engaged for years. But one can’t help but wonder if Wilde will take him up on that promise as soon as the United States gets its act together. Whenever that is.
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