7. Pies Reign Supreme!
Where else are pies going to be the number one champ? According to statistics, the most searched-for term (relating to sex, anyway) in America was “creampie.” In a dessert competition, pies aren’t going to win. In an eating contest, pies don’t win (hot dogs anyone? Man vs. Bear in a hotdog eating contest, you just can’t beat that). So taking the cake (see, pies lose again) for adult-related search terms might just be the best it can do. But boy, does the creampie deliver.
We aren’t sure what the American fascination is with creampies, but to each his or her own.