#11 Don’t be trendy. She doesn’t have to be trendy because her style is so perfect just the way it is. There is no need to keep up with what the fashion magazines say. She IS a walking fashion magazine.
#12 Show up late just because you can. A bitch is on her own time. Often late, she isn’t going to be told when to be somewhere – she shows up when she is good and ready.
#13 Do the right thing… always. Guided by nothing other than her own sense of what is right and wrong, she doesn’t do things because they are cool, or because they will get people’s attention. She gets all the attention she wants from just being herself, which leads her to make good decisions.
#14 Don’t ever let some guy get the best of you. If a bitch catches a guy blowing her off – or God forbid cheating on her – she is not above getting back any way she can. Watch out – if you are a guy who has screwed over a bitch, it will always come back to bite you in the ass.
#15 Use your sexuality as a weapon when the occasion calls for it. Not afraid of being a woman, the bitch knows that it is all about using it to get what she wants, and she does it frequently. Using tactics like the “damsel in distress,” or “poor fragile me,” she gets things done for her often without even having to ask.
#16 Don’t ever ask how your jeans look, just know they look good. You don’t have to lie to a bitch about whether her jeans make her look fat. Do you know why? Because she doesn’t give a shit what you think – she knows she looks damn good!
#17 Don’t ever define yourself by what someone else says or thinks about you. If a bitch hears someone saying something nasty about her, she assumes that they are just haters who are jealous they can’t be her.
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