14. THE TERMINATOR VAGINA
The clitoris has a formidable exoskeleton that will swallow up your dick if you don’t disable the chip first. If you’re not brave enough, you might think you just met your “co-equal”.
You don’t need to battle with the majora and minora to get to the clit, it will be standing at the door even before the door opens. It’s always ready for action and like the Fantis will say, “I don’t fear huuuu!!!” is what it will be trying to tell you.
15. DEPARTMENT STORE VAGINA
It looked great when you tried it on in the fitting room, but at home it looks a little off. Maybe it’s one size too small?
This vagina appears all puffed up but when you get it home, it will surprise you. It fits once and makes a U-turn.