3. Fred Willard – Porn Theater Fanatic
Funny man Fred Willard is known for being a hilarious talent. Willard, who currently makes guest appearances on the hit show Modern Family, got himself caught in a not-so-amusing situation. He was bored one day and decided to go to a porn movie theater. Good to know they still exist. There, he did what everyone does when they go to watch movies of that genre – he masturbated.
Willard’s lawyers chimed in and stated: “With all due respect to the individual officer, our belief is that Fred did nothing in any violation of any law. We will work vigorously to clear his name in this matter.” According to nearby observers, clearing his name isn’t the only thing Willard does vigorously.