9. Paris Hilton
Oh, Paris Hilton. We wonder if she saw someone with herpes and thought “that’s hot, I need that, too.” Whatever happened, the hotel heiress was spotted with a prescription pill bottle of Valtrex, also known as the herpes medication. Coincidence? We think not! Paris probably found herself at some D-list Hollywood party, had a spiked drink, and ended up contracting herpes from some sleazy dude in the corner of the room. Poor Paris. If she only had a brain. It’s a good thing she has enough money to practically buy herself a new pair of lips. We jest, of course.
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