3. ‘Girls Don’t Understand Root Beer’
When one 5-year-old boy bought a root beer float, a girl from Germany asked what was in it. “So he told her,” says the mom who witnessed the exchange. “And when she said that didn’t sound very good, he said with studied nonchalance, ‘It’s a male thing. You wouldn’t understand.'”
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4. Made in China
When one mom’s first-grade son asked where his pee-pee was from, she replied it was from God. To which he replied, “Connor says his mom’s pee-pee is from China.” China? Huh? Connor’s mom was Caucasian, so what was going on? Finally she realized: “Oh! VAGINA. Then I almost wet my pants laughing.”
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