5. Why Girls Sit When They Pee
Why do boys pee standing up? One mom says her little boy has an interesting explanation: “He said, ‘It’s because boys’ dingers are so big they’d touch the toilet water,” she says. That’s a bit of a stretch, but okay? Meanwhile, the boy added, “But girls have tiny dingers, so they can sit.”
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6. Why Boys Don’t Hang With Girls
When one mom visited her son at school and saw that all the boys sat at one table and girls at another, she asked why. Her son’s reply? “Girls have cooties,” he said. The mom laughed, then pointed out that since she was female, she must have cooties too. “To which he replied, ‘No, you’re a mom, moms are exempt,'” the mom recalls. “This is second grade logic. Woo-hoo for me for being exempt!”
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