5. Never leave one of your boys behind.
The wedding crashing duo played the game by their own rules. One of which was never leave a man behind. When Jeremy and John’s lives begin to diverge, John keeps on crashing weddings and begins to lose his shit. He gets white boy wasted, makes terrible speeches and even destroys a drum set. Had Jeremy been there, none of that would’ve happened because Jeremy would’ve checked John at the gate. Checks and balances, my friends, checks and balances.