2. Unruly Down South
An unruly down south area can be comparable to a field that has had the worst lawn cutting job possible. Some of the grass is rough, other parts really smooth and soft, some of it are neatly trimmed while big patches of it are out of whack and straight up un-presentable. It looks like someone just closed their eyes and went at with a pair of garden sheers. Don’t let this be your pubic hair. Maintain it a bit, trim the edges and keep it in check; if women have to do it you should have to as well; so none of this weird, all natural, let it be free down there kind of thing.