3. Anna Wintour – The Piranha
Wintour attended the 2015 Met Ball wearing a dress which looked like it was made of piranha flowers from the hit video game, Mario Bros., and they are eating her alive. This is another dress which I fail to comprehend the rationale behind the selection. Just look at those shoulders!
If we didn’t know better, we could mistake her as the mother of piranha plants, and that would make sense. It could also look like she’s wearing a pizza-pattern dress with pepperoni and black olives. Ultimately, this design is horrible and I don’t understand why someone would wear that. There is just nothing good about this look.