7. Bugatti Veyron
Desperate need to impress the ladies? Feel like a loser around those with fast cars? Insecure about size? Don’t worry, the Bugatti Veyron is the answer to every one those problems. Officially the fastest car in the world, non-men will hold onto their hats and pray to the gods above that they could drive this car. The vehicle only costs $1.5 million, but price be damned! This is your manhood on the line.
The 1,001 horsepower engine will surely wake the neighbors and remind them every morning of who owns the block. No one will dare think that this car is just to compensate for a small manhood once they get a look under the hood and scope out the engine, either. The car makers thought one engine was totally for sissies because this engine has the look and power of two engines rolled into one. Bugatti tried to fit a tiger under the hood too but even the “government” couldn’t handle all that strength.