11. Inappropriate Halloween Costume
In at least one Goodwill location, there’s an orange jumpsuit with the words “Office of Erections” printed on the back. Sure, it’s a clever play on “office of corrections,” but we’ve got to admit it’s creepy and gross. After all, would you talk to the guy at the Halloween party wearing that costume? Probably not, especially if you could tell that he was taking the costume too “seriously.” We’re guessing the guy who used to own this tasteless costume had to give it to charity after he found a girlfriend who didn’t find the orange jumpsuit funny. In theory, we’re happy for him, but it’s probably not ideal to give other people “ideas” for next year’s Halloween party.
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