4. Natalie Portman
Natalie Portman, America’s perfect niece, isn’t as clean-slated as some people think. Well, maybe she is now, but there was a time when Portman brushed her teeth with sour diesel and showered via hot box. We’re talking about her college days, of course. Around the time when we saw her play Padmé Amidala in Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones, Portman was hitting the books at Harvard, working toward a B.A. in Psychology. What else was she hitting? You already know the answer: the pipe, bong, joint, blunt, and possibly apple.
Here’s what she has to say about her old stoner days: “I smoked weed in college, but I haven’t smoked in years. I’m too old. I wish I was that cool, but I’m like an old lady now. I’m in bed by 10 p.m. I can’t do that anymore.” We like to believe that, somewhere in those full eight hours of sleep, Portman enters adjacent realities wherein she flies on the back of a magic dragon, puffing the herb like she never stopped.
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