Ways to make sure your vagina stays super tight – Keep it right, keep it tight. We as women feel a lot of pressure to keep our vaginas tight. It’s pretty ridiculous, given all of the other things women feel a pressure to do. You know, like succeed professionally, raise their kids well, stay skinny, stay sexy, stay happy, be crafty, and a whole laundry list of others, including washing the actual laundry.
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It’s crazy that keeping our vaginas tight is a requirement in the West. A woman with a “loose” vagina is considered a loose woman. That is the figurative definition of ridiculous.
Well, I can’t help turn your Pinterest fails into Martha Stewart-like splendor, but if you feel like your vagina isn’t as a tight as it once was, I can provide you with some great ways to whip your pelvic floor muscles into shape.
But let’s try to keep a sense of humor about our loose vaginas, shall we? Let’s be a little bit more kind to each other and to ourselves.
Our vaginas take one heck of a beating, what with the rigors of sex and, you know, popping out of fully formed human beings. Let’s be kind to our long-suffering vaginas!
I’ve come up with several solid ways to tighten your vagina, and then just a couple of not-so-solid ways of doing it, just to keep you smiling and to remind you not to be so hard on yourself.
Also, I hear that laughing tightens your vagina, so there’s that, too!
You don’t need anything except a vagina to do this exercise to make your vagina tighter.
Flexing and releasing the pelvic floor muscles will strengthen your vaginal walls, keeping them tight and right just like a few visits to the gym a week keep dat ass looking fly.
These also help you not pee when you sneeze. So that’s a bonus.