5. His Weird Zoo
People seem to talk most about the two albino king cobras he has in his possession, but the reality is, collecting weird animals is also a “thing” to people like Nic Cage. Remember Michael Jackson’s zoo full of monkeys and emus? Something about being an eccentric money waster and millionaire just makes them think owning exotic, rare pets makes them cooler than us normal, dog or cat owners.
Jokes on you, Cage. Most people don’t have to go on to sell their dogs or cats at auction. Also, dogs and cats are not extremely venomous and rare. Fact. To his credit, though, he also bought some doses of anti-venom he hung above the cage (Cage cage?) just in case. So there is a LITTLE bit of brain at work there.
Side note, he also owned some sharks and an octopus because Nic Cage. He didn’t need a reason.
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