12. When Your Dirty Talk Is Crappy
“When the dirty talk is cheesy, and doesn’t sound spontaneous and natural but more rehearsed and corny. WHO ARE YOU?!” – Jamie, 24
“[Someone] who repeatedly says, ‘I want you to come,’ or ‘Come for me …’ WTF do you think my goal is?” – Hannah, 22
“Trying to force dirty talk after I’ve already made it clear that I feel awkward doing it.” – Erica, 30
“[When someone says] ‘Do you like it? Tell me what you want’ … I want you to shut up.”– Becca, 32
“[Saying] ‘How does it feel? Tell me how it feels.’ IT FEELS LIKE A DICK IS INSIDE OF MY VAGINA, I DON’T KNOW, CAN YOU F*CKING NOT?! I knew my SO was gonna be the one I’d marry when he just shut the f*ck up, went to work, and only said words [when he was] telling me how hot I was while we got down.”– Amber, 29
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