9. “I Hope It’s Clean”
Worse even that being untidy down south is being unclean. Hair is natural and therefore not stomach-churning, but filth is gross to everyone. If you’re going to plead your case for deserving a good “job”, you’d better be squeaky clean. Honestly, we mean shower gel, followed by a Purell bath, followed by a couple of spritzes of Dr Scholl’s antibacterial spray. Ok, we’re kidding. But no “I’m-A-Bro-So-I-Dont-Shower-For-Three-Days” nonsense. It’s not “pheromones”, it’s “body odor” and everyone but you thinks it’s gross. Clean it up so you can get down and dirty.