2. Stone Cold Steve Austin as Secretary of State
Who better to be the face of American force and resolve than The Rattlesnake himself? One can just imagine Austin addressing the G2 Summit and concluding his speech on global warming with “…and that’s the bottom line ‘cause Stone Cold says so!” The best part of having Steve Austin as SOS however, is that, if Iran, Afghanistan, or any other country thinks about stepping out of line and committing an act of aggression, Stone Cold will be right there to give an entire country The Stunner. He will lead by example and not take any $!@# from anyone. And after he steers America to glorious victory, he will climb on the table in the Situation Room, Vince will toss him a ‘silver bullet,’ and the entire Cabinet will chug beer in triumph.
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