6. Fitted Sheet
There are plenty of how-to videos offering tips and tricks on how to fold a fitted sheet. Here’s the thing, folding a fitted sheet is always a headache!
When doing laundry you purposely save those fitted sheets for last. You can’t stand them. You dread getting to them but you press on and pick the first one up. You try and recall the how-to video of Martha Stewart shoving one corner in and then the other corner and then magically folding it in to a perfect rectangle. Okay. Not working. You decide to attempt to fold it like a towel. It comes out looking like a wadded up sheet. Last try. You put one foot in one corner and another foot in the opposite corner and stretch the two sides together. Dear God! Who invented this stupid thing?!
Fitted sheets are ridiculous. The best thing that can be done with a fitted sheet is crumpling it up into a ball and shoving it into a drawer. It is the best feeling in the world to just shove that god-awful fitted sheet into the back of the drawer and slam the drawer shut. Out of sight, out of mind. You stare into your empty laundry basket. You feel a wave of bliss.
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