14. Woman Wants To Play With Polar Bear, Gets Mauled
13. Man Is So Tired Of His Wife He Jumps In With Lions
Hey, we have all been there. Sometimes your wife or girlfriend is so irritating that you want to jump in the lion cage and get mauled by a whole bunch of lions. Well, okay, maybe we haven’t all been there. One guy has though. A man named Surya Narayan Das was so burnt out on his wife nagging him that that he jumped into the lion cage at the Nandankanan Zoo in India. Apparently he was looking to kill himself, because you know, lions and all that… He got numerous bite wounds to his head, neck, face, legs, and hands but he survived. I can’t even imagine what his wife had to say about that. I imagine if she was complaining before he jumped into a cage with lions then she probably was complaining a lot more afterward.