10. A Monkey
People like primates, right? Furry little creatures with an expressive face and big ears, they seem like they make great companions in every movie and TV show we’ve ever seen. However, not everything we find cute and cuddly should be made into a sexy costume. You wouldn’t want to take the characters from Sesame Street and turn them into sexy costumes, would you? Yet, for some reason, the costume industry, yes it can be called that, thinks that it is perfectly reasonable to take cute little animals and use them for the inspiration for their sexy creations.
Putting that aside, the outfit itself is anything but arousing. Actually, the only reasons we knew for sure that it is meant to be is that it sold on a site that markets itself in a sexual manner, selling lingerie and the like, and they chose to expose so much of the wearer’s legs. Aside from that, it looks like this could be shrunk down several sizes and sold to kids who’d elicit awe noises at every door they knocked on.
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