8. Tootsie’s Cabaret – Miami
If you’re an NFL fan, this may be the place for you. Regardless of football fandom however, Tootsie’s is a massive club with a few stages and tons of women, so it’s guaranteed to be a great time. But more impressive is that Larry Johnson, former running back for the Kansas City Chiefs, has been a part-time DJ at the club for a couple of years now.
Other than that, it has a unique place in NFL dirtbag folklore because years ago, Aaron Hernandez(now-convicted murderer) shot a friend in the face after a fight over the bar tab. Maybe it’s just me, but there is some novelty to the idea of chugging back a brew in the same place Aaron Hernandez did something horrible.