3. Potato – Mashed Or Baked?
A clergyman was doing his normal daily household chores. He happened to be hanging curtains, wait for it…while being completely naked. That’s right, this clergyman enjoys doing chores in the buff (or so he claims). This man, in his 50s, fell backward onto his kitchen table. Upon falling back onto the table, a potato became lodged into the clergy’s rear end. The doctors had to go in and delicately extract the vegetable.
The clergy had a lot to answer for and insisted he wasn’t playing a sex game with the potato. Sure, we buy the “hanging curtains naked thing.” Makes perfect sense to us. He was subsequently banned from owning any Mr. Potato Heads by the church.
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