7. Jack White Thinks He’s A Great Prize
In the same vein as Lil Wayne, Jack White really wanted to show his sexual partner his appreciation after they were done intercoursing. When she got up to get dressed, the lead singer of the White Stripes got up to give the girl he had bedded some of his signed memorabilia. In his mind, she had done him the favor of giving him her living, breathing body, and so he thought he would go tit-for-tat by giving her a signed 8×10 and maybe the signed, deluxe edition of his latest album. Although it’s rather callous, in his defense, if she were a big fan, she’d be thrilled, and if she weren’t a fan, she could sell them online for, like, a LOT of money.
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