11. If you’ve fucked correctly, you should both be disheveled.
The person who’s least gross should fetch a skeet towel and mop this operation up. Even if he/she isn’t spending the night, make comments about what a nice time you had, how attractive you find the other person, and about a desire to do this again at some near date. Feel free to make a joke about scratches or bite marks at this point. Just because you’re now a good fucker doesn’t mean you can’t be cordial.
Congratulations! You’ve just fucked like you give a fuck, Big Sean.
by Tom Miller for Your Tango
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