7. Cuticles
The cuticle from hell has been driving you nuts all day. Every time you try to pull it off it starts to bleed. It doesn’t just bleed a tiny drop and then stop. It starts and stops throughout the course of the day. You could be in a meeting or at church and the sucker starts bleeding all over the place. Of course, you have no band aids on you so you have to try to hold it against your jeans or dig in your purse to find a bit of kleenex to put on it. Now what to do about the smeared blood all over your fingers?
By the end of the day you’ve finally had enough and decide to grab the clippers to take care of it, however, even though you have a dozen pair of clippers in this house you can’t find a single one.
After finding a pair of clippers at the bottom of your purse, you snip the sucker off. The feeling is pure joy. Why didn’t you do this earlier? Because you’re stubborn and wanted to pull it off yourself, not resort to clippers.
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