7. Wizarding Schools Are Free
Just in case you weren’t jealous enough of them rotten wizards, it turns out that the tuition for the 11 wizarding schools around the world is completely covered. That’s right, completely free. Apparently the Ministry of Magic covers all costs for education, housing and feeding of all the students for all seven years. That’s crazy talk. How much are their taxes? It also seems like all wizards are guaranteed work after school, as well. You don’t hear of any homeless or out of work wizards, no rent issues or maxed out credit cards. The only one out of work is Dobby once Harry get’s him fired. Yep. Life is pretty good for these magic kids, except for being hunted and picked off by evil wizards, a small price to pay for a life of luxury.
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